Straight-face smileys - do they exist?

Why doesn’t there seem to be a straight-face smiley? You know, when you’re using dry humour (I hear they have that in the UK) you generally don’t smile. Smiling is definitely not part of the joke.

So we need a straight-face.. or poker-face.. smiley. Yep. :nod:

And while we’re on the subject, what the..?? :llama:

if it was a straight face… it wouldn’t be a Smiley, now would it? http://www.smileyarena.com/emoticons/Packs/Profnation/straight.gif

LOL.. omg let me try that.. :expressionless:

oh didn’t work.. :ohwell:

No that one would be called a pipey.

Which means :stuck_out_tongue: would be called..

Do we really not have one in all those I installed?!

  1. :shocked: :hurt: :eyebrows: :rolleyes:

Close but not quite I guess…

No I’m afraid not Stephen :tsk: … But this one makes up for it! :cheer2:

..as long as it doesn’t turn into :preggers:

LMAO

WebD. :hat: :ranger:

ever feel like this one? → :boom: