OK, those quotes are quite funny 
Are they real? 
I’ll need to verify the authenticity of the 3rd quote actually
I think they are real, at times when people’s fingers were not pressing the right buttons or their brain faster than their fingers missing a word. I had one the other day that would have made the quotes, but Tanmaya saw it some minutes later and told me.
They’re pretty much copy/pasted from actual posts yes 
14520 days was supposed to have been 14-20 days we learned later. “problems” was meant to be servers of course and the last one speaks for itself.
We all make typos, I just thought these were amongst the more amusing
Edit for Yash: http://support.jodoshared.com/showpost.php?p=23154&postcount=3
Stephen, now you’re making me curious 